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an unholy affair [message #620695] Mon, 19 June 2006 12:53 Go to next message
crow  is currently offline crow
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okay, we finally got married.

i'm going to keep the boring details out of this.

here is a picture of our invitations:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/jessienapier80/invitesgood2.jpg

here is a picture of the gifts i got my bridesmaids/friends:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/jessienapier80/bridesmaidsgifts.jpg

i guess i should have taken a picture before i wrapped them. i handed them out at my debauched and unholy bachelorette party that should never be discussed again.

so along the way, there had been one load of bullshit after another about this wedding. it was a nightmare. literally everything got fucked up at one point or another. so the night before my wedding, i picked up my cake. seriously the ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life. it looked like a child made it and parts were literally broken off and just laying on the cake randomly. here is the masterpiece:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/jessienapier80/ugliestcakebroken.jpg

here is what i did with it:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/jessienapier80/cakesmashing4.jpg
funny, yes. therapeutic, yes. crazy, yes.

so my sister and friend and i ran around panicking trying to figure out what the fuck to do. we went to hobby lobby to get matching flowers and kroger and three hours later, came out with a much much much better looking cake:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/jessienapier80/weddingcake.jpg
sorry about the shitty picture, but there are some great ones in the wedding pictures.

the day of the wedding was really tense. my hair appointment was a disaster which ran an hour late. so at an hour and a half before the wedding, i was in jeans with no makeup and hair that had to be redone somehow last minute. i'm still not super thrilled with the way it turned out, but my friend helped me out big time. seriously, it was ridiculous.

so the wedding went really really great. walking down the aisle (which was ridiculously long) was literally the most awkward experience of my life. i hated it. but the wedding was fucking great. and the reception was fucking great. and the wedding night (at bernheim mansion thanks to an awesome friend who also happens to be my photographer) was fucking great.

here's what you've all been waiting for. the pictures!
http://www.kriechphoto.com/06.09.06/

and the honeymoon in jamaica was the best time of my life mon. haha just kidding. but seriously, the best time of my life.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/jessienapier80/honeymoonfirsttimeonthebeachtogethe.jpg
i'm sure it's cliched to say, but i can't believe it's over. it was awesome and now i'm married to the coolest guy in the world! yay!

[Updated on: Mon, 19 June 2006 13:07]

Re: an unholy affair [message #620705] Mon, 19 June 2006 13:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
tabithakatt
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Congratulations, Crow! I'm still loading the wedding pics, but you are rocking that dress! Too bad about the cake-- what the hell is up with some bakers? Mad I had a friend whose cake literally caved in on itself before the wedding, and proceeded to melt even though we put it in a giant walk in refrigerator!

Oh, and I've always loved your invites. Congrats again!

tabitahkatt


It doesn't matter what happens so much as what you do about it.
Re: an unholy affair [message #620707] Mon, 19 June 2006 13:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sugar Plum
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crow, this is amazing. I am so proud of you for pulling off such a graceful, evil, spectacularly personal and unholy event. I love it ALL: your tattoos, the veil, the DRESS, the BMs dresses, your hair, your fella's suit, the candles at the altar, your bouquet (you used peacock feathers! love it!), the black reception stole, the cake toppers. Your kiss looks so passionate and real and the goofy smile on your face as you exit the ceremony is so telling. You look like a gorgeous pinup star at her bash. I can't rave enough about it.

Oh, and fuck that cake. It deserved to get smashed in the street.

Gorgeous, unique, amazing, fabulous, dark, stunning, and supremely personal. You pulled it off and made it look TOUGH. You fucking rule.

Love,
Sugar Plum


"give me a sugar pill and watch me just rattle down the street"
Re: an unholy affair [message #620710] Mon, 19 June 2006 13:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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you're so awesome sugar plum. thanks.
Re: an unholy affair [message #620717] Mon, 19 June 2006 13:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Crow - you are my fucking IDOL!!! That is the best wedding I've ever seen (well I liked mine a lot too - but you know what I mean)!!!!

Irish


Happily being a sassy bride...
Re: an unholy affair [message #620740] Mon, 19 June 2006 14:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That has to be the coolest looking wedding couple I've ever seen!
Seriously Crow, your homemade cake is sooo much better than what they tried to pull off before! Also I loved your invites!

You looked great! Oh if my FH were to see that, he would just die of envy!
Re: an unholy affair [message #620744] Mon, 19 June 2006 14:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Crow - those pictures are amazing..you looked amazing...wicked good times:)
Re: an unholy affair [message #620760] Mon, 19 June 2006 14:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Crow, you are a freaking inspiration. Thanks for sharing your pix.


Engaged: 04/22/06
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Re: an unholy affair [message #620798] Mon, 19 June 2006 15:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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woohoo! my colour scheme twin. the pictures look amazing, you looked gorgeous!
Re: an unholy affair [message #620833] Mon, 19 June 2006 17:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
crow  is currently offline crow
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you guys are so amazing. thanks everybody!!

i almost forgot something important. we got our marriage license on 6.6.6. (pretend that was dripping blood).
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/jessienapier80/marriagelicense2-1.jpg
Re: an unholy affair [message #620840] Mon, 19 June 2006 17:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
cherrrybombe  is currently offline cherrrybombe
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Fabulous! Congratulations!
Re: an unholy affair [message #620844] Mon, 19 June 2006 17:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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wicked! that is so cool, congrats.

And whoever thought that you would pay money for that ass cake? It looked much better smashed on the street!

LOVE the 6.6.6 detail, how perfect!


"He knows I don't like jelly... I don't trust the way it moves."
Re: an unholy affair [message #620873] Mon, 19 June 2006 19:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
quince
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loving the Miller High Life in the background of the cute cake picture Very Happy

as for the actual wedding, wow. congratulations! you look so happy. also, so hot.
Re: an unholy affair [message #620912] Mon, 19 June 2006 22:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Entropy
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did you make the bridal-minions boquets?


i love them! the feathers! the colour!

it's almost making me have an opinion about flowers, rather than turning them over to my FMIL.

do tell the bouquet details! (incl. flower/berry names).


thanks!


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They want that comment back." ~ lindsayfbw
Re: an unholy affair [message #620979] Tue, 20 June 2006 08:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
NellieToday
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Delightfully wicked wedding! The peacock feathers! The cake! The bride! The groom!
Re: an unholy affair [message #621006] Tue, 20 June 2006 09:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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yes, my sister and i made all the flowers. we just went to michaels and picked out shit we liked. i have no idea what the names of anything would be. i'm sorry. i'll take some close up pictures and when my camera is working again, i'll post some better pictures of them. don't turn over the task. looking back, everything is really important and you want to make sure you really like things like that - you will be staring at those pictures forever. good luck!
Re: an unholy affair [message #621072] Tue, 20 June 2006 12:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I am amazingly impressed with your ad hoc cake. I hope you didn't have to pay for the one you banished to the street! You look so super foxy and it looks like everyone had a good time. Congrats!
Re: an unholy affair [message #621085] Tue, 20 June 2006 12:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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What a beautiful wedding you guys had. You looked gorgeous and I love the neckline of your dress and all of the flowers. Your photographer captured some really amazing shots.

So, what's the story with the gray cake? What did you ask for, or maybe the correct question is, what did the baker say it would look like? Did you pay for it?

Congratulations!
Re: an unholy affair [message #621105] Tue, 20 June 2006 13:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
fruitflavored
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just plain hot

wow, what a kick ass wedding!

the first cake looks like it was created by someone who is seriously mentally ill. i kind of love it actually. would have enjoyed seeing the reaction to it at the wedding. but your cake creation was fantastic!
Re: an unholy affair [message #621128] Tue, 20 June 2006 14:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That is, by far, the coolest thing I've ever seen. All of it -- the dresses, the impromptu cake, the two of you, your ability to keep it "you" throughout. I told SO, and now he wants to smash cake in the middle of the reception, just because you're his new idol.

Love it.
Re: an unholy affair [message #621174] Tue, 20 June 2006 14:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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hahahaha. now he's my idol.
Re: an unholy affair [message #621204] Tue, 20 June 2006 16:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Quote:

the first cake looks like it was created by someone who is seriously mentally ill. i kind of love it actually.


HAHAHA oh my god, it so does.

I only had a second to post earlier, but I wanted to say that everything was absolutely, positively gorgeous (minus weird cake #1!): the peacock feather bouquets, your amazing dress, your man's sexy suit, cake #2 (I'm so impressed!), your bridesmaids' sexy lil black dresses, everything! And you & your man are hot. Hot separately, and totally hot together.

And you & I have the same hair Smile
Re: an unholy affair [message #621289] Tue, 20 June 2006 20:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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thanks a lot cherrybombe. i actually cut my hair off last night. it was really damaged and needed to go, i was just holding out until after the wedding, even though it sort of turned out like shit anyway. oh well.
Re: an unholy affair [message #621308] Tue, 20 June 2006 21:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Crow you have such a great figure and what a cool femme fatale look! Your wedding was so chicly subversive. I really want to know the full story behind that cake...it kind of looked like Castle Greyskull.

[Updated on: Tue, 20 June 2006 21:01]

Re: an unholy affair [message #621340] Tue, 20 June 2006 22:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Crow, wow! I think I've previously posted how hot I think you look in that dress. Now, I'm jealous that you have such a complete vision of who you are and how you carried that through the wedding. Amazing.


Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! -Auntie Mame
Re: an unholy affair [message #621387] Wed, 21 June 2006 01:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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hahahahah castle greyskull
Re: an unholy affair [message #621388] Wed, 21 June 2006 01:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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thanks boogiewonderland!
Re: an unholy affair [message #621389] Wed, 21 June 2006 01:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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WOW! Those pictures are amazing. Everything (well, and everyone) is so gorgeous...

Except for the grey cake. What the hell? Honestly, cake #1 is one of the ugliest things ever. Yay for cake #2!

Congrats, and WOW again!
Re: an unholy affair [message #621896] Wed, 21 June 2006 20:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Now I have total wedding envy! Razz Congratulations! What a gorgeous day, and I love all the details.
Re: an unholy affair [message #621908] Wed, 21 June 2006 20:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Dizzy Miss Lizzie  is currently offline Dizzy Miss Lizzie
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crow, yours is seriously the coolest wedding I have ever seen. Congratulations! You're an indie inspiration.
Re: an unholy affair [message #621912] Wed, 21 June 2006 21:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
tee hee
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just chiming in to say - you guys look so wonderful! I love the unholy glamour of it all!


))<>((
forever.
Re: an unholy affair [message #622133] Thu, 22 June 2006 12:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Wow, you should submit this to a magazine. So cool and different!


http://www.laphotographienashville.com
Re: an unholy affair [message #622186] Thu, 22 June 2006 13:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ChgoRed
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Darn it! Now I want a femme fatale dress, tooooo! Twisted Evil

Gorgeous!!!!
Re: an unholy affair [message #622261] Thu, 22 June 2006 16:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Man, crow! I am beyond inspired! I'm loaded with tattooes and was kinda wondering what the hell to do with 'em, but, now that I'm making my own dress, AND, I've seen what you've done.... I know exactly what I'm gonna do - show 'em off!

Gorgeous. Gorgeous. The whole damn thing.
CONGRATS!!


my art | our wedding slideshow | photos | 9.23.06 saline, mi
Re: an unholy affair [message #622475] Fri, 23 June 2006 00:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Others have already said it, but you've seriously inspired me. My dress is the same color as yours, and my bridesmaid dress(es) are going to be black, and I would have never considered peacock feathers. Now that I've seen them in your wedding, I can't get them out of my head... absolutely gorgeous. Everything about your wedding was gorgeous! I was planning on having no flowers, but yours are making me reconsider... Also, I have seen pretty much every wedding cake there is on the internet, and yours is seriously the first one I've really liked (not counting the ones that don't really look like cake, i.e. ones that look like haunted castles)! What is that red stuff sprinkled on it? Love it.

I love to see nontraditional brides in all of their beauty Smile

ETA: I just remembered who you make me think of... Bettie Page! It may only be a slight resemblance, but I definitely see it.

Compare:
http://www.kriechphoto.com/06.09.06/images/035.jpghttp://www.indiewire.com/movies/BettiePageMAIN.jpg

[Updated on: Fri, 23 June 2006 00:58]

Re: an unholy affair [message #622557] Fri, 23 June 2006 09:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
crow  is currently offline crow
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thanks stefanie!! i'm glad to have helped. i'm not trying to be rude or anything, but for the most part, i haven't seen a lot of what i'd hoped to see on these types of websites. people like us!

i really am glad to have helped inspire you. that's really awesome.

the red stuff is just pieces of crumbled up red velvet cake, which was the middle layer. we just scraped off all of the icing from those cakes and stacked them on top of each other. it was very ghetto, but i like the result.

i can not wait to see your pictures!
Re: an unholy affair [message #622690] Fri, 23 June 2006 13:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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[Updated on: Mon, 26 March 2007 10:58]

Re: an unholy affair [message #622707] Fri, 23 June 2006 13:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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damn, you wouldn't think someone would go to that much trouble to be a bitch!

Jesus H. Christ, I may not have been following crow's wedding planning but I don't see where she said she was soooo different than the "mainstream" and yeah, there isn't a lot of pics any where on the web of non "traditional" looking weddings.

Even though I went on and on about how I think marriage should be different and i don't agree with the government control, etc.... if you look at the pictures, we look pretty freakin' normal. So lay off and take your non constructive sniping somewhere else.
Re: an unholy affair [message #622716] Fri, 23 June 2006 13:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
IrishSassyPant  is currently offline IrishSassyPant
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Meantoberude - stop being a pussy and post under your name.

Irish

[Updated on: Fri, 23 June 2006 14:50]


Happily being a sassy bride...
Re: an unholy affair [message #622740] Fri, 23 June 2006 14:17 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Chehalis  is currently offline Chehalis
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crow has every right to want to see people like her. It's not rude, it's what we're all looking for. She never said she was better than anybody else. Try to see some commonalities instead of being bitter that everyone liked her wedding so much. Good grief.
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