| Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #686870] |
Tue, 30 January 2007 23:39  |
blackbird
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Now, I'm not the type of girl who likes to advertise the status oh her hymen -- I don't feel that most people should care. And I don't think that most other women like to do so either. That said, there is always the rare bride (or concept photographer, or bridal ware designer) who wants to impress upon others the symbolics of a white wedding dress. Such as dress designer Da Vinci! (Find it here:http://www.davincibridal.com/index.php)
I mean, really.
"My vagina?" she seems to say. "Why, it's pure and clean -- like polished glass!"
The time of year has grown indifferent.
Mildew of summer and the deepening snow
Are both alike in the routine I know.
I am too dumbly in my being pent.
--Wallace Stevens
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #686991] |
Wed, 31 January 2007 12:00  |
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Oh. No.
There are actually many pictures posed with the Giant Vag, and several other objets d'art.
This one is particularly fetching:
"Oh, that? That's just my enormous, glowing ladypart."
And the thing is, it has to be on purpose, because I fail to believe that no one - not the models, photographers, photo editors, stylists, no one - noticed what this looks like.
So close, and yet... so what?
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #687560] |
Thu, 01 February 2007 15:10 |
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she looks like she fears the hymen!
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #687594] |
Thu, 01 February 2007 15:51 |
Mae West
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| amalthea wrote on Wed, 31 January 2007 14:18 |
Too bad I already went over Freud in my class or I so would have put that up on a PowerPoint slide!
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My dad said that when he was in college, he had a psychology class test where you had to match a disorder with a song title. Like, "I Wanna Gal Just Like the Gal That Married Dear Old Dad" = Oedipus Complex. 
But damn, do I love that picture. I think I'll have to send it to my FSIL and count how many minutes until she stops laughing!
Every single day, every single one of us needs to step outside and take some action to help stop this war. Raise hell...We need people in the streets, banging pots and pans and demanding, "Stop it, now!" - Molly Ivins
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #687872] |
Fri, 02 February 2007 12:08 |
Mae West
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| MudPuppy wrote on Thu, 01 February 2007 20:37 |
stained glass was seen as an apt symbol for the perpetual virginity of Mary, because just as light passes through the glass without breaking it, Christ was able to be conceived without destroying Mary's hymen. There's a lot more to it than that, but my ability to explain falls apart at this point.
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Um, wouldn't giving birth destroy the hymen? Or was Mary supposed to have had a celestial c-section too? I hope not, a manger isn't exactly a sterile environment!
Every single day, every single one of us needs to step outside and take some action to help stop this war. Raise hell...We need people in the streets, banging pots and pans and demanding, "Stop it, now!" - Molly Ivins
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #688600] |
Mon, 05 February 2007 08:38 |
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wait... I thought jesus was only able to be conceived without breaking mary's hymen? That would mean that Jesus popped her cherry!
"If "demanding" equals "requires love, respect, basic care, and attention," then every woman here needs a tight-fitting t-shirt with "Diva" written across the boobs in glitter." -Mmm
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #709077] |
Thu, 05 April 2007 20:56 |
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that piece of art is the very most hilarious thing ever. Can I have THAT at my wedding???
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #785578] |
Thu, 15 November 2007 23:58 |
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Posting here just because I did not want to start a new thread and this one is pretty close. Have you heard about this
Scary. Mind, there is not one for guys.
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #785635] |
Fri, 16 November 2007 09:12 |
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The creepiest part is at the bottom of the page.
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Think of it from their perspective: My daddy thinks I'm beautiful in my own unique way. My daddy is treating me with respect and honor. My daddy has taken time to be silly, and even made a fool of himself, learning how to dance. My daddy really loves me!"
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Maybe I have just been listening to too much texas swing, but grown men repeating daddy sentence after sentence in reference to their teenage daughters is just effing weird.
Did anyone read the pledge? *shutter*
Fantasy of Being Thin
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #785754] |
Fri, 16 November 2007 13:21 |
Monkeyreloaded
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It is not a joke, it is real.
And a growing phenomenon.
Both NPR and, well, Oprah, have talked about it.
The bottom line is, it would be OK if both boys and girls pledged. I can see why some value waiting for marriage. In retrospect, I wish I had only had sex with DH, because my other experiences were awful...
But why girls only?
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #786315] |
Sun, 18 November 2007 17:24 |
Monkeyreloaded
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My dad decided to be the most egalitarian of all men in the house (cooking, laundry, respect, etc) so that we, his daughters, would not accept anything less from our mates.
DH's dad did exactly the same in his family, and it definitely shows in DH's approach to family life.
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #820777] |
Tue, 19 February 2008 16:35 |
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She's not wearing a band. She's thinking, "If I'm getting married in 4 hours, can I sacrifice my virginity now? I'll likely be too tired and drunk for it tonight anyway. Did I already take that Valium? Am I wearing my bra?"
It'll all be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #820814] |
Tue, 19 February 2008 17:20 |
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I keep thinking it looks like some kind of time portal - like she popped out into the wrong time and now she's trying to figure out what to do.
"Curses! I was aiming for a kicking ball in 2439! What now?"
ETA: the hymen picture, of course. I'd somehow missed the rufie pic. YIKES!
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| Re: Bridal gown = pure, bridal hymen. [message #820815] |
Tue, 19 February 2008 17:22 |
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likelystory, RealDoll was totally my first thought. This isn't a dress advertisement at all -- it's some dude's messed-up romantic fantasy. (Which explains why the dress is so weird -- great neckline, but rosettes? Really??)
"Mashed potatoes in your underpants, or mashed potatoes merely smeared on the dick, constitutes mashed-potatoes-on-dick, not dick-in-mashed-potatoes." -Tanpopo
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all at the same time.. offended..laughing hard...disgusted... shocked... LORDIE!!
Really makes me want to buy this dress, since she's having such fun in it!
