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let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738231] Mon, 16 July 2007 15:49 Go to next message
schtankylu  is currently offline schtankylu
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http://http://www.impressionbridal.com/catalog.php?cat=22&am p;im_id=27&page=24] http://www.impressionbridal.com/catalog.php?cat=22&im_id =27&page=24

Hee hee

I wonder if this naked man either shows up when you're trying on their gowns, or is he included in the price?

Laughing

[Updated on: Mon, 16 July 2007 16:20]


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Re: let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738243] Mon, 16 July 2007 16:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lazydaisydays  is currently offline lazydaisydays
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now THAT's an accessory.


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Re: let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738247] Mon, 16 July 2007 16:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
kerminator  is currently offline kerminator
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I like how it says "click on thumbnail for detailed view." Yes please, I would like a detailed view...


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Re: let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738379] Mon, 16 July 2007 21:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I admit I clicked on this only because it said naked men. The page did not load properly and I am mildly disappointed. I'd probably be more disappointed if I weren't so easily distracted. Hey, shiny!
Re: let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738397] Mon, 16 July 2007 21:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Kayley  is currently offline Kayley
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I actually really HATE those ads. What's the point in the naked guy, really?
Re: let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738597] Tue, 17 July 2007 12:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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It's not an isolated case!

http://www.ianstuart-bride.com/docs/4.straw_Pandora.html
http://www.ianstuart-bride.com/docs/4.water_Courchevel.html

Or, if you're looking forward to frolicking with the stable boy on your wedding day:
http://www.ianstuart-bride.com/docs/4.straw_wedgwood.html
Re: let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738606] Tue, 17 July 2007 13:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
kerminator  is currently offline kerminator
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Holy mother of god, she's got a riding crop. Hey, whatever blows your hair back in the bedroom, but right out there in front of everyone on your wedding day?

Yeah. I know I made a joke about taking a gander at the naked man, but it's just as silly to use naked male models to sell things to women as it is to use naked female models to sell things to men. In this case I'd argue it's even sillier, because unlike a lot of products, you DON'T buy a wedding dress to become somehow more attractive to potential mates. You buy a wedding dres because you've successfully located, attracted, and committed to a specific mate, and this is the celebration of that. Not to say you shouldn't look as hot as you want on your wedding day, but you also aren't out trying to seduce the stable boy on the side (probably). I hope.


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Re: let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738705] Tue, 17 July 2007 16:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
scarlet  is currently offline scarlet
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How come she has to be corseted into a cupcake and he gets to be naked and comfy? Hell, I'd beat somebody with a riding crop, too.

It's certainly a novel tactic...I wonder who first came up with the idea of selling virginal white gowns by accessorizing them with rock-hard pecs and strategically hidden penises?
Re: let's use naked men to sell wedding gowns! [message #738821] Tue, 17 July 2007 20:31 Go to previous message
camobride  is currently offline camobride
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WTF! I keep looking at that second link and wondering...what could she be hiding in her hair...hmmmm....I wonder.

Ew, ew, ew!


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